“ I love dogs, dogs are brilliant. Is there anything funnier than a dog, going down the high street with his face hangin’ out the window? Y’know when you see dogs in the passenger seat, someone’s wound down the window and the dog’s got his face out the window and he’s like "Whoa! We’re goin’ 43 miles an hour!" and he’s got his tongue out! The second funniest thing is dogs in hats! Is there anything funnier than a dog wearing a hat on holiday?! Is there anything funnier than a dog in sunglasses?! I don’t think so. I don’t think so. Dogs smoking cigarettes is out of order… but have you ever seen a dog when he’s going down the street and he’s got his face out the window? The most joyous thing a dog will ever do is go over 30 miles an hour! They love it! They love it. The next time you see a dog, get on the utter joy on his face, with his tongue hanging out (imitates dog). By the way for the people listening to the radio, I just pulled a really, really funny face, it was worth at least a hundred grand a week from the BBC, but I won’t get it… ”
A drunk Noel Gallagher, talking about dogs.
From Chris Moyles’ radio show, 15/08/08.